“I’m not sure if Target knows this, but there’s a whole demographic of women who want to wear shorts that don’t show off their twat.”  

"Thank you, god, for sending me down this rabbit hole. I promise to be the best Alice ever."

“Everyone’s been through a lot, Harrison. Life is hard, and sometimes it sucks, but you were the one who told me it was admirable that I saw a life I wanted and went after it.” She tucked a flyaway lock of hair behind her ear and softened her voice. “Go after the life you want.”

“And then I want to weep. To think I haven’t dressed properly for alien abduction.”

“Wouldn’t you like to slip into something more comfortable though? Perhaps a coma?”

“scars are tattoos with better stories.”

“Tao sidled up to Ryan as they approached the buffet. “Quick question,” the Head Enforcer asked quietly. “What would happen if I asked Makenna out?” With a calm he didn’t feel, Ryan said, “I’d rip out your throat before the last word escaped your mouth.” Tao nodded. “Thought so.”